Xen of Phobe on Ears
On Caliban a tyrant who fears giving freedom to the inhabitants rules them. The tyrant in charge, is not from Caliban but from another spherical object near Uranus, named Miranda. Hail Miranda the population of Caliban now have to say.
You should fear the inhabitants of Miranda, they are eleutherophobic and get everywhere. I see that here on Earth you have had a recent visit from another Marandian. You can spot them, because they have big ears
Why not write to this Eleutherophobic Marandian and direct him to get Trusted, Effective Treatment for Eleutherophobia
“As I told thee before, I am subject to a tyrant, a sorcerer, that by his cunning hath cheated me of the island”.