Xen of Phobe on Ears

Back near Uranus, there is another irregular spherical object, here on earth you have named it Caliban

On Caliban a tyrant who fears giving freedom to the inhabitants rules them. The tyrant in charge, is not from Caliban but from another spherical object near Uranus, named Miranda. Hail Miranda the population of Caliban now have to say.

You should fear the inhabitants of Miranda, they are eleutherophobic and get everywhere. I see that here on Earth you have had a recent visit from another Marandian. You can spot them, because they have big ears



Why not write to this Eleutherophobic Marandian and direct him to get Trusted, Effective Treatment for Eleutherophobia


“As I told thee before, I am subject to a tyrant, a sorcerer, that by his cunning hath cheated me of the island”.
(Shakespeare)

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Oh to return Home to Phobe

One of the neighbouring spherical objects to Phobe, is named Sycorax , it is an "irregular" moon. An interesting feature of Sycorax is that at the pericenter of its orbit it goes close to Uranus.

The population on this moon are all of the same sex. On phobe we call these inhabitants 'Eurotophobics'. I see, that a Eurotophobic has arrived here on earth before me and like his home moon he continues to orbit close to uranus.

There is no need to fear him. For less than the price of a round-trip airline ticket to Brussels, you can now get Treatment for Eurotophobia

"Then fate o'er-rules, that, one man holding troth, A million fail, confounding oath on oath".

Oh to return Home to Phobe