Oh to return Home to Phobe

One of the neighbouring spherical objects to Phobe, is named Sycorax , it is an "irregular" moon. An interesting feature of Sycorax is that at the pericenter of its orbit it goes close to Uranus.

The population on this moon are all of the same sex. On phobe we call these inhabitants 'Eurotophobics'. I see, that a Eurotophobic has arrived here on earth before me and like his home moon he continues to orbit close to uranus.

There is no need to fear him. For less than the price of a round-trip airline ticket to Brussels, you can now get Treatment for Eurotophobia

"Then fate o'er-rules, that, one man holding troth, A million fail, confounding oath on oath".

Oh to return Home to Phobe